{"id":11,"date":"2011-04-01T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/?p=11"},"modified":"2013-01-21T03:05:17","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T03:05:17","slug":"how-could-you-think-this-was-a-stool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"How Could You Think This Was a Stool?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Apropos of nothing, if you like funny things, please enjoy the video clip from Mr. Show below.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Note: a few weeks ago, Anne was <i>almost<\/i> this clumsy.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>http:\/\/youtu.be\/TyrM7GxyzGg<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Also apropos of nothing, a mini anecdote. (A minecdote.) Many of you know that Anne is the Director of West Coast Operations for a business called Future MD. She recently received an email from an interested student that included this line: &#8220;I understand that you have a child in your stomach, so I would like to schedule a one-on-one strategy session with you at your earliest convenience.&#8221; Yes, you must schedule quickly before she finishes digesting the baby.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apropos of nothing, if you like funny things, please enjoy the video clip from Mr. Show below. Note: a few weeks ago, Anne was almost this clumsy. http:\/\/youtu.be\/TyrM7GxyzGg Also apropos of nothing, a mini anecdote. (A minecdote.) Many of you know that Anne is the Director of West Coast Operations for a business called Future [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/34"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}