{"id":8,"date":"2011-05-19T02:19:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/?p=8"},"modified":"2013-01-21T02:58:11","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T02:58:11","slug":"homeful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/?p=8","title":{"rendered":"Homeful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>If there is anyone we can label as a &#8216;regular reader&#8217; of the blog, you may have noticed a conspicuous absence of posts recently. This was due to our move, which required (and continues to require) an enormous amount of time, energy, and money. And money.\u00a0<\/span><span><br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\n<span>We didn&#8217;t move far, which was kind of a blessing and a curse. Only one of the three digits in our street address changed, meaning that we stayed within the same condo complex. The new place is great and everything is brand new: the carpets, the floors, the appliances, the paint, the shutters &#8211; you name it. We love it so far, though we&#8217;ll be living out of boxes for the foreseeable future.\u00a0<\/span><span><br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\n<span>Cats can often be a bellwether of how your life is going. If that&#8217;s true, then it&#8217;s important to note that he barfed on the carpet, hides under the bed a lot, bats around the twist ties that are lying around, and slips and slides around all over the bamboo floor. I&#8217;m not sure how to metaphor-ize that into some sort of commentary on our lives. The bottom line is that he&#8217;s settling in, and so are we.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<table cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZpZSkdTYzLs\/TdR1oIv_vlI\/AAAAAAAABEY\/sP1OZyyG5d8\/s1600\/gummysushi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZpZSkdTYzLs\/TdR1oIv_vlI\/AAAAAAAABEY\/sP1OZyyG5d8\/s200\/gummysushi.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"198\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>The sum of the parts is greater than the whole.<br \/>\nThat means don&#8217;t eat it in one bite.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span>But perhaps the most important update with respect to the Spicy Peanut is that I felt her kick a week and a half ago! It was an amazing &#8211; if subtle &#8211; sensation, almost like Anne had a small muscle spasm under my hand. I felt a connection with my daughter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>I felt the baby just after Anne&#8217;s first baby shower, where she had had a decent amount of sugar. Her mom made her a delightful carrot cake, and her friend Monica made her sushi rolls made of rice crisps, swedish fish, and wrapped with a strip of fruit roll-up. Brilliant.<\/span><span><br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\n<span>We got a lot of great gifts from the baby showers, and many folks will be receiving well-deserved thank you cards. Among many other things, Be a got us the snotsucker. (Yes, there is a tube in between your mouth and the baby&#8217;s nose.) This is one of those great gifts to claim on the registry. Like the rectal thermometer. Note: this too has already been claimed. And tested. (Just wanted to make sure it worked.) (It does.)<\/span><\/p>\n<table cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-VRJYodi_7Xs\/TdR7SV4LxFI\/AAAAAAAABEc\/ZI5nZ7PsAlI\/s1600\/diaperdude2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-VRJYodi_7Xs\/TdR7SV4LxFI\/AAAAAAAABEc\/ZI5nZ7PsAlI\/s200\/diaperdude2.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"167\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>A list on the inside of the bag<br \/>\nreminds you not to forget baby.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span>One of the few items I&#8217;ve put on our registry myself is the Diaper Dude &#8211; a hip-looking messenger\/diaper bag. I will be so cool with this thing. People will see me and my look will be all, &#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;m carrying feces in my bag, what about it? I&#8217;m just too hip to care. How do you know? Because of black diaper man-purse, motherfucker. It&#8217;s got orange as the accent color.&#8221; Then they will swoon, regardless of gender.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>(We are registered at Amazon.com and Giggle. You can search for us on their sites and find us. Embrace capitalism. It&#8217;s for the Peanut, until she grows up to be a Marxist. <a href=\"http:\/\/thespicypeanut.blogspot.com\/2011\/02\/of-cribs-and-cabbage.html\">With a shiv.<\/a>)<\/span><br \/>\n<span><br \/>\n<\/span><span>And it&#8217;s time to mark your calendars, people, for the\u00a0(2nd annual) Spicy Peanut Baby Shower. It will be on\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span>JULY<\/span><\/span><span> <span>4 <\/span><\/span><span><span>2011<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div>BRING YOUR APPETITE AND YOUR SNOTSUCKERS. WAIT WE ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Sorry, didn&#8217;t mean to shout at you over the intertubes. Bottom line: be there or be square. You should get an invitation in the mail in the next month or so with details.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there is anyone we can label as a &#8216;regular reader&#8217; of the blog, you may have noticed a conspicuous absence of posts recently. This was due to our move, which required (and continues to require) an enormous amount of time, energy, and money. And money.\u00a0 We didn&#8217;t move far, which was kind of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/31"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spicypeanut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}