This photo above is in our OB’s office, next to a magazine rack that has some bars next to it, which is right next to the examination table. During every visit, I read these words and picture a montage of dozens of pregnant women grabbing the bars to get up off the table, clumsily ripping them off the wall, and falling hilariously onto the ground. (In my fantasy their babies are fine, FYI.) The most recent time I had to take an iPhone picture for posterity.
These words are worth a thousand pictures.